TICKETS AVAILABLE ON THE DOOR

The granddaddy of ’em all returns for its nineteenth year:
“CHRISTMAS IS A TIME TO GET REALLY F*CKED!!”
is back for yet another night of festive intoxication and chaos!

featuring live music from:

MOONSTRIPS
Bandcamp | Soundcloud | Spotify | Twitter | Facebook
“saxually-charged psychedelic garage-rock glam-punk ‘n’ swagger”
“like Mudhoney messing up someone’s favourite Pink Floyd song”

THE SCISSORS
Website | Bandcamp | Twitter | Facebook
“freakbeat psych-pop horrorshow post-punk”
“swirling Hammond-fuelled ’60s britpsych, late ’70s / early ’80s new wave”

GOLDBLUME
Bandcamp | Soundcloud | Spotify | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook
“emotional alt-grunge-math-punk-rock, plus funk and cynicism”

MOLASSES
Bandcamp | Soundcloud | Spotify | Facebook
“raging noise-rock duo with angular hooks”

RED RED EYES
Bandcamp | Soundcloud | Spotify | Twitter | Facebook
“dark and hypnotic shoegaze-noir, cinematic drones and intricate twangs”
“a Broadcast / Morricone / Gainsbourg soundtrack to an episode of Black Mirror”

PETE UM
Bandcamp | Soundcloud | Spotify | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook
“surrealist lo-fi art-pop D.I.Y. legend”
“time and time again he nails that going-mad-in-the-potting-shed-ness that is the historic, and perhaps eternal, English condition – what it is, indeed, to be a little bit ‘F*cked In The Head’”

£5 advanced tickets available exclusively from The Portland Arms’ website
£6 on the door / £5 with a flyer or guest list
post us a “seasonal greeting” on the Facebook event page to get on the guest list for cheap entry, best post wins a free pint!

DOORS OPEN 7:30pm
LIVE MUSIC ‘TIL MIDNIGHT

FREE mulled wine for anyone who shows up early enough!

FREE compilation of local music for everyone who attends!

Come & celebrate NINETEEN years of ‘F*CKED!
Whatever your religious beliefs, never forget that
CHRISTMAS IS A TIME TO GET REALLY F*CKED!!

Artwork courtesy of the one-and-only Lynsey Jo