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Sam’s Beer Blog: Stouts and Porters

Last week, I held a craft beer tasting session with the other site managers, to give them the opportunity to sample our tremendous range of beers. A point of interest emerged from this session: people who thought they didn’t like dark beers, actually really like dark beers.

In my experience, people can be a bit hesitant of stouts and porters. Folk have this picture in their heads of senior citizens sitting in a working men’s club drinking Mild. In 2018, that mental image is unfounded. At the Portland, we have a varied range of dark beers to suit any taste.

Take Champion from Jocks and Peers. Brewed in Cambridge, this is a dark and roasted stout with a coffee aroma. No funny business. At 4.1%, it’s a beer you could stay on all night and not get bored of.

One of the bottled beers we have stocked for a long time is the Belhaven Scottish Oat Stout. This is one of Hayley’s favourites. At 7%, this stout is rich in flavour. It describes itself as “intense, yet approachable”. Coffee and chocolate notes compliment the thick texture. This beer often gets overlooked; I highly recommend you give this one a go.

“Everything is better when it’s brewed with chocolate” is the slogan of the beer simply titled “Chocolate Porter”, from Kees Brewery in the Netherlands. It’s hard to dispute that claim when you try this beer. When it arrived and I tried it for the first time, I expected it to be as thick as treacle. It isn’t. This porter is surprisingly drinkable. At 6.2%, it isn’t ridiculously strong, so it isn’t necessarily a night-ender. It’s got just the right viscosity; I would happily drink a couple of these in the middle of a session.

If you’re after something a little sweeter, I totally recommend the Dark Neapolitan, which is an ice cream porter from Northern Monk Brewery. “Tastes like strawberries dipped in chocolate”, quipped Hayley during our taster sesh. The clue is in the title with this beer. Much like the Chocolate Porter from Kees, it’s 6.2% and it isn’t too thick, however it is far richer than the above. One of my personal favourites.

Finally, we come to a beer called “You’re So Vain, You Probably Think This Stout is About You”. This is a collaborated effort between Alphabet Brewery and Kees Brewery, so you know it’s going to be a good’n. It’s a salted caramel imperial stout which, unlike the other beers in this blog, is rich and suitably thick. At 11%, what else would you expect? It’s the most expensive beer that we stock, but the price never puts customers off. Carly Simon would be proud.

I hope reading this has inspired you to come out and try more stouts and porters. The Portland staff’s product knowledge is excellent so if you would like a recommendation, please just ask. Cheers!

Sam’s Beer Blog: ‘Low and no’

Here’s an interesting statistic: the number 6 best-selling craft beer in the UK right now is Brewdog’s Nanny State. It’s a surprising fact considering it boasts an ABV of 0.5%.

The “low and no alcohol” market has exploded over the past year, with record sales over January due to the amount of people going dry for the month. A couple of years previous, drivers had gotten used to Becks Blue being their only option for non-alcoholic beer. Nowadays there are so many great low-alcohol beers on the market that Becks Blue has almost faded into obscurity.

At The Portland we are very proud of our “low and no” range. The first addition to our shelf is Erdinger Alkoholfrei. It’s a smooth weißbier with an ABV of <0.5%, but what sets this beer apart is its isotonic properties. Erdinger Alkoholfrei contains vitamins B9 and B12, which have positive effects on the human body. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you could drink this beverage after a work-out.

Bitburger Drive is a light non-alcoholic beer with an ABV of 0.05%, which also boasts isotonic effects. It’s low in calories with an intense citrus flavour. It’s a popular beverage due to its similarity in taste to “real beer”.

Now, onto the previously mentioned Nanny State. The Brewdog brewery grows more and more every year. Their Punk IPA is wildly popular, especially with gig-goers (I will do a Beer Blog dedicated to Brewdog beers in the near future). The Nanny State sells so well at the Portland that we struggle to keep it in stock. At 0.5%, it’s a copper coloured beer, packed with hops. I honestly think a lot of people don’t actually realise the low-alcohol content. Either that or they don’t care; it tastes that good.

These 3 beers, along with the 0% Kopparberg Mixed Fruits cider, J20s, Appletiser, Fentiman’s Ginger Beer, etc, mean that drivers are no longer limited to Coke, orange juice or lime and soda. I will be looking to extend the “low and no” range in the future; I’ll be sure to keep you guys informed. Until then, drive home safely.

Sam’s Beer Blog: Beavertown

The craft beer market exploded in 2017. This was due to people wanted something new, with more flavour, something that usual suspects like Fosters, Kronenbourg, Greene King IPA, etc didn’t offer. Branding had a lot to do with it too.

The hipsters over in Camden were attracted to brands with visual appeal. In my opinion, the brewery that capitalised on this trend most is Beavertown.
As you can see from the picture, Beavertown tins are unbelievably eye-catching. The designs totally set them apart from everything else in the fridge. The respective tastes are unique and full of flavour.

Take the Holy Cowbell India Stout: a dark, malty, almost chocolate brew at an inoffensive 5.6% ABV; very different from the Lupuloid IPA which is a far stronger 6.7%. Lupuloid is exceptionally pale and much hoppier. Totally refreshing; a trait I find rare in stronger beers.
Neck Oil and Gamma Ray are far and away the most popular tins in our fridge. Neck Oil is a session IPA at 4.3%, extra pale and very drinkable. We have sold more Neck Oil than any other tin since we started stocking Beavertown beers.

Gamma Ray is an American Pale Ale with a 5.4% ABV and is the hoppiest of the bunch. American Pales are my jam! Gamma Ray is packed with citrus aromas and is an absolute pleasure to consume. If a customer offers to buy me a drink, Gamma Ray is generally what I will choose.

In the past we have also stocked Beavertown’s 8-Ball Rye and Black Betty. The 8-Ball is by far the best Rye beer I have ever tasted. Black Betty is a black IPA which isn’t too bitter and at 7.4%, it goes down way too easy. Both are definitely worth checking out.

I expect to have these two tins back in stock in the near future.

Portland Comedy Club returns this Friday

After our 2 month break our monthly Comedy night resumes this Friday, 17th Feb with a great line-up of top acts.

Headlining is comedian, writer and actor TIM CLARK, one of the brightest lights on the national comedy scene and a familiar face on television.

He’s joined by Phil Cooper, Dan Offen, William Lee and MC: Lenny Sherman

Door price is still just £7.50 but as always you can save by getting your tickets in advance, only £5.50 from the bar or online from our store: http://theportlandarms.co.uk/wp/product/portland-comedy-club-ticket-feb17/

Independent Venue Week 23rd-29th Jan

Independent Venue Week is a 7 day celebration of small music venues, like us, around the UK and a nod to the people that own, run and work and play in them.
Our venues give artists their first experience of playing live in front of an audience and for fans, somewhere to get up close to artists that one day, may well be playing stadiums and festival main stages.
We have several IVW shows this week including electronica from NECRO DEATHMORT and CAM DEAS on Wednesday, Indie Folk-Rock from HOPE AND SOCIAL on Friday and Pop-punk from SUPERGLU on Saturday.

We have a packed programme of live music and entertainment stretching into the summer already booked, keep an eye on our listings as we add more: http://theportlandarms.co.uk/wp/upcoming-events/

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